It's only interesting because it's from The Onion (Though, much of that is truth-based sarcasm). It won't be funny, however, when it happens for real and, at the rate we're going... -=:oO

It's only interesting because it's from The Onion (Though, much of that is truth-based sarcasm). It won't be funny, however, when it happens for real and, at the rate we're going... -=:oO - SCHAUMBURG, IL—In a turn of events that has stunned the worldwide medical community, local infant Nathan Jameson, born just six days ago, has become the youngest person ever to permanently and irrevocably lose all faith in humanity. “This shat...